You're not really supposed to be here, you know.
If you were just trying to get out of password entry, here is a link back to the home page.

There's nothing else here, okay? Just feel accomplished you found this.

Paul is going to be mad at me that I let people get here.
At least I'm not giving anyone access to anything like the password for his page


If you want to know more, ask the right questions. Don't let anyone know your true intent.
Some information must remain a secret, but you should be able to get enough to figure out what you need.